I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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