omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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