Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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