His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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