At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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