You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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