I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Drake has all the answers
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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