We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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