Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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