Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her

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(818): View more from California

First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.

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(415): View more from California

The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.

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