Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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