You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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