It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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