What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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