Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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