Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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