Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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