Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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