Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Randomize
