Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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