what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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