see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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