That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This toilet bowl is my home.
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