it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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