careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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