32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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