Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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