The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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