Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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