My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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