No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Threesome in a minivan. New low
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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