she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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