if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Are we in a gay sports bar?
4 words: hood of his car
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Quick, to the slutcave!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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