K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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