I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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