I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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