Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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