We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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