O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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