we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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