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• (786): View more from Florida

  Thats something to write home to mom about

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  Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I threw up into my coffee this morning.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It would be one hovered percent delicioui

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

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• (626): View more from California

  You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin

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• (310): View more from California

  Can we just ponder our lives for a second.

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  No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"

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• (805): View more from California

  If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?

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  dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems

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