im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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