Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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