did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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