You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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