As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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