Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I wish you could order shots online.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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