If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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