Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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