Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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