so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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