even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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