I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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