the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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