is wine microwaveable?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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