I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.