Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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