Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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