508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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